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Piss.JPG (Working Title)
“The Next Great American Drama,”
Piss.jpg (Working Title) might be described as The Gen Z Waiting for Godot. It might not. There will be no further questions at this time.




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OKAY! We have some answers. (No questions). piss.jpg (Working Title) is an absurd, hour-long, 2-handed romp written by and starring Justin Jager and Michael Gardiner set in a kitchen with a sink that would make Arthur Miller climax and Eugene O’Neill smile. The enormity and profundity of what these two men explore and discover (and feel!) on the American Stage is literally impossible to explain and to do so would likely crash the world economy. Let’s not do that.
Instead, here is what you can expect as an audience member:
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Happiness
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Sadness
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Life-Affirmation
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Laughs
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GASPS
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Dancing
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Noises
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The Clap
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FUN! (seriously)
Just wait until you find out what piss.jpg is alllll about.
Hugs and Kisses,
Us.
The Team

Michael Gardiner
Michael Gardiner (“Roger”/Co-Writer) is a NYC/NJ-based actor, director, writer & producer. Recently, he directed Richard Kind in a reading of Daniel Yaiullo’s SantaCon and appeared with F. Murray Abraham in Albee’s Fragments. Select NYC Theatre Credits: Eric Bogosian’s new play 1+1 (SoHo Playhouse, The Chain), Sacco & Vanzetti Are Dead! (ATA), Pygmalion (Higgins) at Nuyorican Poets Cafe. During his time as Managing Dir. of The Black Box, he developed new/under-produced plays by Edward Albee, Eric Bogosian, John Patrick Shanley, Sam Shepard, Beth Henley, “Lemony Snicket,” and others. Select Black Box Credits: The Play About the Baby; Sam Shepard’s The Unseen Hand, Action, and the unpublished Little Ocean; the premiere workshop of John Patrick Shanley’s The Lost Years (Director);The Pillowman (Katurian); Fat Men in Skirts (Bishop); Hamlet (Hamlet); Othello (Iago); …Cuckoo’s Nest (RP McMurphy); Woyzeck (Director/Woyzeck), Romeo & Juliet (Director)--BWW Award Winner Best Touring Production. Regional: …Spelling Bee (Panch), Urinetown (Cladwell). TV: “Law & Order.” His other plays include Frankenstein Unleashed and The Crab Wife. www.michael-gardiner.com
IG: @gardinlord1

Justin Jager
Justin Jager (Martin"/Co-Writer)is a NY based actor, writer, and director. Recent creative credits include writing and starring in his original pilot The Startup, directing the NY and Edinburg Fringe debuts of The Silly William Gambit by Matt Bader, and directing the NY debut of Carly Polistina's Nosebleed. Acting credits include starring in Black Box PAC's Guilty Pleasures (Larry) and The Man Who Had Three Arms (Himself), as well as Connecticut Repertory Theatre's The Curious Incident… (Man With Socks) and Shakespeare in Love (Wessex). You can also find him performing on his indie improv team, Extra Virgin (Instagram: @extravirginimprov), as well as on the Miacademy YouTube channel! Keep up with him on his website: justinjager.com